A permanently disabling congenital condition known as idiota congressionalitis has forced Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-New York) to resign. During his resignation announcement, Weiner spoke on behalf of his neighbors in the ninth district of New York. The crowd in attendance – members of the press – cheered and called him a pervert as he spoke. One heckler demanded to know, “Are you more than seven inches?!” Weiner, ironically, thanked his mother and father “… for the values …” that carried him this far.
The now infamous case of tweeting his meet brought Weiner into the glare of the public spotlight when his tweets sent to Gennette Cordova, who then forwarded to others. Weiner, who is married to his pregnant wife Huma Abedin, initially denied that he had photographed himself while experiencing an erection and then Tweeted that unsolicited lewd photo to several women.
Typical, perhaps of early adolescent behavior, Weiner suffers from morally impaired judgment that lingered into adulthood. Doctors, who have examined Weiner, believe that his condition is permanent and therefore incurable since it has hardened into an advanced stage.
It is believed that those who suffer from idiota congressionalitis are like the scum in the water that tends to rise to the surface and are then exposed for what they are and thrown out.
Weiner claims that his meet tweet was just a joke. But, Cordova, Abedin, members of Congress, and the American people did not get the joke. The joke is on Weiner, because other photos of Weiner’s meat have surfaced. Weiner is rumored to be seeking protection under the Americans with Disabilities Act. Yes, Weiner is the joke of Washington, D.C. and the ninth district in New York. But, there is just one problem. It is not funny.